” JAWN JAWN COME HERE JAWN AND DANCE WITH ME JAWN ”
come on fandom keep it together for just one more month…
if you’re looking for me i’m on the floor dying from laugher
So I always go to the Walgreens across the street from my apartment really late so I get the same employees and I’m always really pleasant with them and I’m usually on the phone with my best friend and tonight when I was there, I guess the manager and another employee decided to pull a little prank on me and the manager came up to me and said, “Excuse me, I’m going to need you to empty your bag.” and I have a huge Victoria’s Secret tote and I was like, “Oh, is it too big?” because I thought he was just suspicious and he was like, “No, I saw you put stuff in there” and I was like, “What? I didn’t put anything in here” and he was like, “I saw you put stuff in there” and I was like, “Alright, well do you want to check it?” and he was like, “No, I’m not allowed to do that,” so I started taking stuff out of my bag and he like, “JUST KIDDING” and they just walked away and I was like, “Are you freaking serious right now? That was literally the worst thing ever” and I started crying and I was so embarrassed and I just left it was literally the worst thing ever. I know it was just a prank but I feel like they did it because they don’t like me and they don’t like that I’m there all the time on my phone even though I talk quietly and I just cried and I was so embarrassed like wow.
when i die play hum hallelujah at my funeral and i swear i will punch through my casket and sing along to the hallelujah breakdown at the end of the song